lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
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c'est la vie
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lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
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My mom found a handicapped marker on the ground so whenever we park in a handicapped spot she makes me limp when we get out of the car
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miranda cosgrove turned 20 today but to me she will always look like this
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
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Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert, was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, including a 28-year old elephant called Abu and a leopard nicknamed J&B. She was embraced by the Bushmen and the Himba tribespeople of the Kalahari, who taught her how to survive on roots and berries, as well as how to speak their language.
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I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
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rihanna escaping from her habitat at the zoo
I actually screamed
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boys stand up to pee
girls sit down to pee
boys sit down to poop
girls stand up to poop
how backwards is that??
I’m sorry but I have never stood up to poop
yo whatever
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