Actually, that’s a common misconception. Cats kill animals and bring them to you because they think you’re a shitty hunter and they don’t want you to starve.
So it’s kind of love, but it’s mostly because you suck at catching food
I’m pretty sure “I don’t want you to starve” is the maximum level of love cats are able to give.
#this is why i love cats #they give you tongue bathes and bring you food because they think you’re a giant hairless cat that sucks at being a cat
that’s sweet in a morbid kind of way.
5:39 pm • 25 May 2013 • 251,396 notes
wtf just happened to my sidebar
This better not fucking be happening. It’s named “tumblr” for a reason. Not fucking “yahoo”
trust me. it’s happening. it’s real. escape while you can.
5:37 pm • 25 May 2013 • 6,480 notes
Madoka Kaname: Friendship, Beginnings, Loss, Transformation, Hope
5:37 pm • 25 May 2013 • 2,128 notes
If you’re offended by slut shaming, you’re probably a slut.
this is it. the final frontier of idiocy. i have found it. where’s my medal
5:36 pm • 25 May 2013 • 15,889 notes
The worlds largets cut Emerald, 57,000-carats.
Went up for sale in January 2012… We wonder who the new owner is….
looking into the solar system…
The master emerald o_o
THE MASTER EMERALD
5:36 pm • 25 May 2013 • 20,263 notes
How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.
I smell a fucking challenge
Lets do it Jesse
There should be a competition, everyone on tumblr gets a go. the person who stays in there for the longest, gets to spend 24 hours with celebrity of their choice
CHALLENGE SO FUCKING ACCEPTED
3:43 pm • 25 May 2013 • 296,449 notes
||I'm so fucking angry don't talk to me
||Hey, I'm sorry for what I did. I know you're mad at me, but you forgive me on the inside, right? You might be hard and cold on the outside, but if someone warms you up you can be nice, sweet, and soft. And if someone may add a topping it could make you sweeter. <3
||Did you just compare me to a fucking piece of bread?
3:42 pm • 25 May 2013 • 15 notes
i have a crush on you. like i want to crush you. i fucking hate you
(Source: shalrath, via rnalcolmreynolds)
3:42 pm • 25 May 2013 • 32,086 notes
dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me
Who are you
Whats your favorite color
Favorite ice cream flavor
Do you have a cat or dog
reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM
(Source: 314eater, via rnalcolmreynolds)
3:41 pm • 25 May 2013 • 451,297 notes